Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man youŽd never disrespect
He stood eight feet tall wore glasses and had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal excreted diamonds everyday
He could throw you down a flight of stairs but you still would love him anyway
Yeah you know youŽd love him anyway
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry IŽm telling you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart and show it to you before you died
Everyday heŽ make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Yeah two hour piggyback ride giddy up Gene
Ninja warrior master of disguise
He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes Oh yeah
Oh yeah
He had his own line at the DMV
He made sweet sweet love to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah that was something to see I tell ya
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion but he never ever told a soul
IŽve seen the man unhinge his jaw and swallow a Volkswagen whole
HeŽd bash your face in with a shovel if you didnŽt treat him like a star
You could spit at the wind or tug at SupermanŽs cape
But Lord knows you donŽt mess around with CNR
No no no
TalkinŽ about CNR
