You hurt me when I found out what youÂ’d been up to
Selling pictures on the internet of me in the nude
Now you say itÂ’s all over while you piss yourself laughing
It may be over for you but for me itÂ’s just started
[Chorus]
My mission in life is to make yours hell bastard (bastard)
ThereÂ’s just some things you shouldnÂ’t do to a girl bastard (bastard)
And the thing about me you didnÂ’t reckon on
I go from zero to bitch in point 8 seconds
Your about to get a little spray of gravel in your face bastard (bastard)
Now where should I start, should I start with your car bastard (bastard)
You loved that car more than me by far bastard (bastard)
Filled the tank full of sugar, drain the oil tank dry
Scratched bastard on the bonnet and slashed the tyres
Wankers like you shouldnÂ’t be allowed to drive bastard (bastard)
And what about all your redneck mates bastards (bastards)
A bunch of chronic masterbaters bastards (bastards)
Burping, farting, drinking beer all day
I wonder what there gonna have to say
When I call ‘em all up and tell ‘em your gay bastard (bastard)
[Chorus]
My mission in life is to make yours hell bastard (bastard)
ThereÂ’s just some things you shouldnÂ’t do to a girl bastard (bastard)
And the thing about me you didnÂ’t reckon on
I go from zero to bitch in point 8 seconds
Your about to get another spray of gravel in your face bastard (bastard)
Now letÂ’s talk about penile size bastard (bastard)
YouÂ’re the only one it ever satisfied bastard (bastard)
Told my friends you had to sit down to pee
Seen bigger peckers on a dead mosquito
And you masturbate with a pair of tweezers bastard (bastard)
So back to my pictures on the internet bastard (bastard)
YouÂ’re about as low as a bastard gets bastard (bastard)
And of all those sperm fighting for life
How come you were the won to survive
I reckon your mum shouldÂ’ve swallowed that night bastard (bastard)
[Chorus]
My mission in life is to make yours hell bastard (bastard)
ThereÂ’s just some things you shouldnÂ’t do to a girl bastard (bastard)
Hell have no fury like a woman driven
And I ainÂ’t forgetting and I ainÂ’t forgiving
You must have forgot I write songs for a living bastard (bastard)
My mission in life is to make yours hell bastard (bastard)
ThereÂ’s just some things you shouldnÂ’t do to a girl bastard (bastard)
And sweet revenge is best served cold
So always be looking over your shoulder
Some women get feisty as they get a little older bastard (bastard)
